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These are the most recent articles mentioning "bertie" In which Bertie considers a change of career... That was the year that was ... apies expressed as fraction of annual take-home pay: almost 1/12.Still, it hasn't been all bad:-Cats sharing household: 2.Successful attempts made by Bertie to catch the squirrel which lives in the garden: 0.Hours spent on phone talking to the lovely (if occasionally somewhat stern) Pop: 650 at cons... Fun and games... ... my emails once my access has been restored.Of course, some games are genuine and can be a lot of fun. Well, for some of the participants, at least....Bertie's favourite game in the world ever is bouncing Caspar. It never ceases to entertain him. Caspar considers this to be a rubbish game and is, I s... Through the SQUARE window No matter how long he's been out playing in the garden, Bertie's internal clock always lets him know when it's time for tea.Which means that, at six o'clock, if you look out of the kitchen window, you can often see him waiting patiently to come in.The mysterious red and green shapes which appear to ... Bouyant Bertie! ... plained that the original flying cat had been sold at a craft market, but that he would be happy to make another one for me. The new cat is much more Bertie-coloured than the original, and even came listed with his own poem: "Bertie was a lively boyWho loved to leap around.With fur of curlsAnd wings... Bouyant Bertie! ... plained that the original flying cat had been sold at a craft market, but that he would be happy to make another one for me. The new cat is much more Bertie-coloured than the original, and even came listed with his own poem: "Bertie was a lively boyWho loved to leap around.With fur of curlsAnd wings... Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness... ... essly exploited as the world's largest hot water bottle!I am also prone to being shamelessly exploited as The Brunt Of All Blame. And not just by Pop.Bertie wandered into my bedroom at 5.15 this morning, shouting his displeasure at being soaking wet. To prove just how wet he was, he rubbed his flank... Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness... ... essly exploited as the world's largest hot water bottle!I am also prone to being shamelessly exploited as The Brunt Of All Blame. And not just by Pop.Bertie wandered into my bedroom at 5.15 this morning, shouting his displeasure at being soaking wet. To prove just how wet he was, he rubbed his flank... Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness... ... essly exploited as the world's largest hot water bottle!I am also prone to being shamelessly exploited as The Brunt Of All Blame. And not just by Pop.Bertie wandered into my bedroom at 5.15 this morning, shouting his displeasure at being soaking wet. To prove just how wet he was, he rubbed his flank... Winter woolly In preparation for the long, cold months of winter ahead, Bertie has been growing lots of extra fur... of the colours of the leaves, or the shortening of the days, but on the resident felines' previously unwonted commitment to snuggling up on me at night.I have had cats all my life. I am wise to t... << back