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Birthday Reflections on the Fuckwittage of Humanity - and Over and OutWell oiled on "tasmanian devil juice", I've been watching planet Earth from afar - and muttering - a lot. Not only were the doings of humanity the result of my beloved Aunt Aggie's demise, but you horrible lot have had me flat on...
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it strikes me, that human are incapable of.It's strange, you know, this human propensity for doing. Always doing, never being. I don't know why on earth they ever called themselves human beings - should have called themselves human doings...Of course, you may wonder what's brought this particular...
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knew what to make of them either.Granny, you see, went on a frenzy of note. In fact of all the lunar rages we've been subject to since we've been on Earth, this last one was significant in it's wanton violence. One thing I can safely say is this: there were no bodies in the bin bags. Rather, the...
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rough it all emerges the small human. And in time-honoured tradition the poor small innocent human is given a hearty smack. Yep, welcome to life on Earth, pal. There's more of that to come.Really, it's no small wonder given the savagery of human birth that humans turn out the way they do... Sham...
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it was the former. She wore on her feet, clunky wooden platform wedges which did nothing to reduce the size of her thick ankles. I don't know about Earth, but on Novapulse slender ankles are a sign of good breeding. Anything else we prefer not to discuss.Babe Two was doing a Paris/Britney/Shakira...
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you...The Deep Down Dirty Meme 1. Biggest fear: Ending up in a Draconian Uber-Lizard Sandwich 2. Most meglomanical ambition: To take control of the Earth and do a better job of running it than humans! 3. When you™re talking to your boss, you™re usually thinking about: Weight loss programmes 4....
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it strikes me, that human are incapable of.It's strange, you know, this human propensity for doing. Always doing, never being. I don't know why on earth they ever called themselves human beings - should have called themselves human doings...Of course, you may wonder what's brought this particular...
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